"Wow, I haven't been here in how long?!"

"This time, I'm going to kick..."

"Time for a reboot!"

How about this instead:

"Hi, blog, miss me? I certainly missed you."

After more than year and a half of absence, that's really all I've got.

If you want a more in-depth look at what I've been up to since May 2010, feel free to check my Facebook page. It's all there.

I just want to get started again.